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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The #1 Spice to Help You Poop, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
No, not a chance
No go.
Next, they tried...
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Still no good
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are you wearing under your clothes today?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts